Hello. We laser cut things out of bamboo from a bunker in Collingwood. They'll fit nicely on your desk and remind you of beautiful things outside, basking in winter sunlight, while you respond to emails that don't really matter.
REQUESTS, CONCERNS, POEMS, HATE MAIL – email@example.com
RARELY ASKED QUESTIONS
Will you make me a custom kit of something? – Highly likely.
No one lives in Australia. Do you ship international as well? – Yes. We'll do anything for money.
The 21st Century is going quite badly, is there anything I can do? – Go outside, it's still beautiful.
The following is actually our Instagram feed. Which is an incredibly lazy gallery but it does give a regularly updated sense of what we've been up to. And it's good for people who are against Instagram for health reasons.