For the short of time, eternally drunk, or extremely generous, we offer a build service. Have your chosen model constructed with wood glue, whacked on a bamboo plinth with a fancy name plate and shipped to you.
Simply add this Apathy Add-on to your cart (multiplied by as many models as you need built) and Bob, is almost certainly your Uncle. Unless it's Jack.
Orders ship within 2 business days. Postage depends on option selected.